Worst. Names. Ever.

Why Does Lowell Only Recruit Stupid-Named Goalies?

We will touch on the goalies of UML more in the Know Your Enemy post in just a few minutes, but first, let's examine something more important than any stats.

The Riverhawks seem to be obsessed with goaltenders with the most pompous ass names ever.

CARTER HUTTON

#30

THUNDER BAY, ONTARIO

NEVIN HAMILTON

#1

ASHLAND, MA

Initially, my vote for douchier name goes to Carter, but upon closer review, Nevin just may win the doucheyness award.  Look at the chin of his face mask.  It says Nevin on his helmet.  Pompous and cocky.  At least Hutton's helmet is just an epeleptic seizure of Red and Blue and not his stupid name.